NoSQL Bloopers: A Guide to Data Modeling
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NoSQL Bloopers is a collection of absurd, over-engineered data models for the most obscure use cases.
Our expert team of bloopers has carefully crafted each model to ensure maximum complexity and minimum practicality.
For example, our flagship model, Model A, is a sprawling, multi-parented, graph-like abomination.
But wait, there's more! Our Document Bloopers collection features the most delightfully awful document-based data models you've ever seen.