Finley Fumbles 5: The Timeshare of Desperation

Where the desperate and the downtrodden come to buy into the dream of owning a vacation home in a place they'll never visit.

We've got a deal that's too good to be true! Our luxurious 2-bedroom timeshare in the heart of Nowheresville comes with:

A fully-equipped kitchen that's only 90% functional (we're still working on the toaster)
A bathroom that's only 80% clean (we promise it's just a minor issue with the septic system)
A stunning view of the neighboring parking lot (perfect for watching the world go by!)

Disclaimer: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT buy this timeshare. You will be miserable. But hey, it's not like you have a choice, do you?