Finley's latest get-rich-quick scheme: selling hand-tufted masterpieces to the gullible masses. Because who needs a real business plan when you've got "artistic vision"?
Finley Tries to Sell a Timeshare | Finley Tries to Sell a Carpet to His Mistress| Carpet | Price | Quantity |
| "I'm with stupid" | $5000 | 5 |
| "Tiger's Den" | $2000 | 10 |
Finley plans to make his fortune by selling overpriced, mediocre carpets to the unwary, while pretending to be an "artiste". He's got 5 years' experience with a hot glue gun.
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