THE FINNY FRENZY HISTORY PAGE
FinnyFrenzy, the infamous brand of explosive, sugar-coated breakfast cereal, was born in the depths of a mad scientist's lair in 1987. Dr. Reginald P. Finny, a renowned expert in edible chaos, created FinnyFrenzy as a solution to the mundane morning routine.
Initially, the cereal was marketed as a breakfast staple for the young and the reckless. FinnyFrenzy's bright colors, sugary goodness, and explosive properties made it an instant hit. But little did the world know, FinnyFrenzy's dark past was about to come back and haunt Dr. Finny.
FinnyFrenzy Facts
- FinnyFrenzy was first tested on a group of unsuspecting laboratory animals, resulting in a 97% increase in dental cavities.
- The original FinnyFrenzy mascot, a cheerful, anthropomorphic finny creature, was designed by a 3-year-old on a sugar high.
- FinnyFrenzy was briefly banned in 12 countries due to its tendency to cause spontaneous human combustion.