Warning: The following marketing strategies are not recommended.
1. Send 500 automated promotional emails a day, every day. Who needs human interaction, right?
2. Use Fake Influencer Frenzy to promote your products.
3. Use only red font sizes, because why not?
4. Overly-compensate with neon lights, fog machines, and a live band.
5. Make customers hate you.
Stay tuned for more marketing miscalculations!