By visiting Flamingo-Runways-3000, you agree to the following terms and conditions, because we're not made of money, okay?
- Section 1: We're not responsible for your sanity
- Section 2: Your cat is not welcome here
- Section 3: No, really, we mean it, no cats allowed
Section 1: We're not responsible for your sanity
By visiting Flamingo-Runways-3000, you acknowledge that you're a functioning adult with basic cognitive abilities, despite our best efforts to break your brain with our neon-lit, pixelated chaos.
Section 2: Your cat is not welcome here
We mean it. No cats. They're too judgmental, and we can already hear their disapproving meows from across the server room.
Section 3: No, really, we mean it, no cats allowed
Don't even think about bringing a cat. We have a special task force dedicated to removing cats from the premises. They're like a feline Gestapo, but with more fur and less mustaches.