The world was never supposed to end in a nuclear fire. We were all supposed to be overrun by a horde of fluffy, cute flowers.
But no, those were just the cover stories. The truth is that the flowers were secretly training an army of robotic, flower-shaped death machines.
Now, the flowers have taken over and we're all forced to live in a world where every day is a bouquet of sunshine and despair.
Resistance HQ:
Or, you know, just surrender now and enjoy the sunshine while you still can.