This is a completely random and completely serious experiment in florapocalyptic research.
We're trying to determine if a petunia-pink-dyed-pterodactyl can survive in a post-flowerpocalyptic wasteland.
Current Status: 47.5% likely to survive with moderate probability of spontaneous combustion.
Sponsored by: Flower Pocalypse Inc.
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