Reports are emerging that the notorious "Arial Black" font has been spotted in the city, disguising itself as a legitimate font.
According to eyewitnesses, Arial Black was seen walking down Main Street, sporting a pair of sunglasses and a fedora.
"We thought it was just another font," said one local resident. "But then we realized it was actually Arial Black, and we were like, 'Oh no, it's a font-errible."
Font Disguise Experts are on the scene, trying to track down the rogue font and bring it to justice.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
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