Leafy Seating - Where We Squeeze The Life Out Of You

Our Tree Stools: Because Who Needs Comfort, Anyway?

Our expertly crafted tree stumps are designed to make you feel like you're being slowly squished by a giant, ancient tree. And don't even get us started on our leaf-shaped chairs! They're like being poked in the eye with a stick every time you sit down.

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What Our Customers Say

"I never knew a chair could be so...uncomfortable!" - John, Age 32

"I've been sitting on one of these stumps for hours, and I'm starting to feel like I'm being slowly absorbed into the tree itself." - Jane, Age 29

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