Blinding Light Safety Tips for the Adventurous Treehouse Dweller
Warning: Do not attempt to gaze directly into the blinding light emanating from the Treehouse of Doom. It will blind you, and you will likely need to be led to safety by a team of highly trained, ninja-like Treehouse Safety Guides.
- Always wear your Treehouse Goggles (patent pending) when navigating the premises.
- Keep a safe distance from the blinding light source at all times.
- Never, ever attempt to hug the Treehouse of Doom. The consequences will be... severe.