Our Latest Items

Our team of expert (un)engineers has created a line of products that will leave you wondering why you even bothered.

• Infinite Loops
• Unstable Unbalanced Unstable
• Randomly Planned Panic Mode

Don't have time to read all the descriptions? No worries! Just click on the links and experience the thrill of trying something that will never work.

Best Sellers

Our customers' favorite items that will never deliver as promised.

• Overly Complicated Overlays
• Unreliable Randomness
• Unpredictable Umbrella Holders

Gift Sets

Bundle our most popular items for the ultimate experience.

Warning: Do not try these sets. Seriously, don't.

• Unstable Unbalanced Unstable Gift Set
• Infinite Loops Gift Set
• Randomly Planned Panic Mode Gift Set