We offer the most advanced, highly specialized, completely unnecessary procedures to remove the sarcasm from your life.
Our team of highly trained, slightly bitter doctors will carefully extract the snark and skepticism from your thoughts, leaving you feeling...well, not so much like yourself.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our before-and-after photos:
Side effects may include: mild euphoria, moderate bewilderment, and an increased risk of spontaneous irony.