Grandma's Kitchenware is not actually a real company, but we're going with it.
We're the makers of the finest, most questionable cookware this side of the equator.
Our products are not actually made in China, but we're pretty sure our supplier said that.
Our customer support team is comprised of our lovely grandkids, who are only here for the free snacks.
Our fearless leader, Agnes, is a force to be reckoned with. She's been running the show since before you were born.
Our resident tech expert, Bub, is the real brains of the operation. Don't ask him to fix your toaster, though.
Our head of marketing is actually just a potted plant with a name tag. Ask her about our new 'Epicenter' line!
Visit our products page to see what we're peddling.
Or, you know, just go home and cook something yourself. We hear it's a real challenge.