GeoGaffes FAQ

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: According to the ancient art of GeoGaffes, the meaning of life is to find the perfect ratio of pixels to kilobytes.

Q: How do I become a certified GeoGaffe?

A: To become a certified GeoGaffe, one must have mastered the ancient art of optimizing pixel compression and have a deep understanding of CSS box-shadow properties.

Q: What are some common GeoGaffe mistakes to avoid?

A: Avoid using anti-patterns like unnecessary divs, excessive whitespace, and font sizes above 24px.

Q: Can I use GeoGaffes for nefarious purposes?

A: GeoGaffes are not for evil-doing. Our terms of service clearly state that GeoGaffes are only for good, and any misuse will result in geo-penalty.

Q: Can I use GeoGaffes for good, but not too good?

A: Ah, you're one of us.

Q: What is the deal with all the weird fonts and colors?

A: It's a style guide. Don't question it. Just accept it.