Toaster 9000 Specs Page 2: The Most Epic Toaster Ever

Specs:

• Model Number: 9000-9000-9000
• Release Date: Never
• Price: Your Firstborn Child
• Bread Capacity: Infinite (but only if you're a time traveler)
• Toasting Time: 0.000000001 seconds per slice
• Special Features:
  • Automatic Pancake Mode for when you just can't be bothered
  • Moon Phase Adjustment to toast to your astrological sign
  • Toaster-Sized Hole Punching for those pesky holes in your walls

Warning: The Toaster 9000 may spontaneously combust if you look directly at it. Prolonged exposure to its awesomeness may also cause irreparable damage to your sanity.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, take a peek at our Toaster 9000 Beta Specs for a sneak peek into the wild world of toaster development.