Pre-Trip Checklist for the Time Traveler's Nightmare
Warning: Time Travel is not for the faint of heart!
You will encounter actual time, actual consequences.
1. Don't forget your Time-Travel Insurance!
Don't be that guy who gets stuck in the Cretaceous-Paleogene Boundary without coverage.
Get insured now!2. Learn to read ancient languages!
You never know when you'll need to decipher Linear B or Old Church Slavonic.
Enroll now!3. Practice your Temporal Disorientation skills!
You might get lost in time, but don't get lost in space!
Take our 8-week program!4. Bring snacks. Lots and lots of snacks.
You never know when you'll encounter time-traveler's indigestion!
Order now!5. Don't forget your Chrono-Converter!
You can't just show up in ancient Egypt without the right adapters, mate!
Buy now!