Method 4: The Sonic Boom

In the world of insect squashing, subtlety is a lost art. For those who demand attention, there's no better way to make a statement than the Sonic Boom, a technique that involves yelling at the insects until they flee in terror.

The Sonic Boom is not for the faint of heart, as it requires a strong throat and an unwavering commitment to earplugs.

But for those who've mastered the art, the reward is a field of quivering insects, begging for mercy.

Other sub-methods include The Silky Scream and The Fart Attack but let's be real, who needs subtlety when you can just make a sonic boom?