Warning: Interdimensional urination is a highly regulated process. Please ensure you have cleared your bladder of any residual coffee, tea, or other substances that may interfere with the shield's effectiveness.
You have been assigned to the Bladderspace Shield Team, Unit 4-D. Your mission is to protect the fabric of space-time from rogue toilet plungers and dimension-hopping flush attacks.
Consult the Shield Manual for further instructions Check the shield's current statusRemember, a strong shield requires a strong bladder. Drink plenty of water and avoid spicy foods.