Interdimensional Urination: Bladderspace IBSShield Status

The IBSShield is online! Our interdimensional plumbing system is functioning at 99.99% capacity. We're experiencing a minor issue with the Quantum Toxin Ejector, but our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers are on the case.

Current Status:

• Dimensional Rifts: 3
• Plasma Leaks: 2
• Quantum Toxin Levels: 1.5x Critical
• Engineers on Site: 5
• Emergency Bladder Reserve: 80%

Subsystems:

• Quantum Toxin Ejector
• Dimensional Rift Repair
• Engineer Roster
• Bladder Reserve Levels