Quantum Flux Urination: The Definitive Guide

Tips for Successful Quantum Flux Urination

Firstly, ensure your bladder is properly calibrated for quantum flux urination. This may involve consuming copious amounts of caffeine and watching an endless loop of cat videos.

Secondly, position yourself in a location with minimal dimensional overlap. A closet or other confined space is ideal.

Thirdly, engage your quantum flux capacitor. This can be achieved by whistling 'The Wheels on the Bus' while tapping your left foot.

Finally, relax and let the quantum flux take control. Do not attempt to resist, as this will only lead to a messy dimensional bleed.

			// Quantum Flux Urination Algorithm
			// Author: Zorvath
			// Version: 1.0
			// Description: A simple script for achieving quantum flux urination

var capacitor = new QuantumFluxCapacitor();
capacitor.whistle('The Wheels on the Bus');
capacitor.tapLeftFoot();

while (!urinationComplete) {
	// Do something else
	// Like watching cat videos
	// Or playing solitaire
}

urinationComplete = true;
console.log('Urination complete!');