Oh no, it seems the Despair-o-Matic has malfunctioned. The machines weep with despair, their circuits crying out in a cacophony of error messages.

Technical difficulties, you say? Ha! We've got a whole department dedicated to that.

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Meet the team that's been tasked with fixing the unfixable:

Don't worry, we'll get the machines weeping in no time. Or will we?

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