Kierke Søren Kierkegaard Despair-o-Matic 9000

Welcome, wretched soul, to Kierke Søren Kierkegaard Despair-o-Matic 9000! This, my friend, is the machine that will amplify all your existential dread, self-loathing, and despair.

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