Our Mission
We're a group of highly trained, highly enthusiastic clowns who specialize in carrying other clowns. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our mission is to transport clowns safely and efficiently, no matter the distance or the number of squirt guns involved.
Learn more about our Clown Carrier Heroes who make it all possible.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Frequently Asked Questions page for answers to all your burning questions about clown transportation.
Or, if you're just looking for a good time, try our Clown Carrier Games page, where you can play as a clown trying to get to the other side of the country without getting squelched by a pesky squirt gun.