Meeting Minutes for the Intergalactic Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency (ICE)
Meeting Date: 2021-06-14
Attendees: Zorvath (Chair), Gleeb, Xexuon, and 23rd clone of Xexuon (intern)
Agenda Item 1: Alien Invasion Response Plan
Resolution: Due to lack of budget, resolution to tabled until further notice. Xexuon's 23rd clone to research alternative methods of defense, including but not limited to: laser pointers, awkward dance moves, and offering to trade 3.7 billion Galactic credits.
Agenda Item 2: Bureaucratic Efficiency Metrics
Resolution: 90% of all meetings to be conducted via holoprojection. Remaining 10% to be in-person, but only if absolutely necessary (i.e., when snacks are involved).
Adjourned at 14:30 Galactic Standard Time. Next meeting to be scheduled for 2 weeks hence, unless Xexuon's 23rd clone has finished researching aforementioned defense strategies.