Attendees of the Tyrants' Decree:

• The Dictators' Guild
• The Generals' Assembly
• The Ministerium of Propaganda

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: "How to Crush Dissent with an Iron Fist"
• Item 2: "The Art of Effective Oppression"
• Item 3: "A Discussion on the Importance of Unilateral Decision-Making"

Side Effects of Attending this Meeting:

• Increased risk of heart failure due to stress and anxiety
• Risk of spontaneous combustion from excessive rage
• Permanent damage to your sense of humor and humanity