Meeting Etiquette 101
Q: What's the deal with all the handshakes?
A: It's not a hand, it's a handshake. With a firm grasp. Of the hand of the person you're trying to impress. Don't get it? Try asking your HR rep. They're always happy to explain.
Q: Why do I have to bring a laptop to the meeting?
A: Because, apparently, the meeting isn't official without it. It's like a badge of honor or something. Don't ask, just bring the thing.
Q: Can I wear my flip flops to the meeting?
A: Only if you're the CEO. Otherwise, stick with the dress shoes or risk facing the wrath of the meeting's fashion police. (Or, you know, just wear the flip flops and risk being laughed at. Your call.)