Advanced Meeting Survival Tips

FAQs and Other Red Tape

For the truly masochistic meeting attendee, here's what you need to know:

How to Fake Your Interest

Nod enthusiastically, but only if you're in a meeting with someone who will actually care about your nods.

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When to Use 'I'll Have to Get Back to You' as an Excuse

A classic. Use it liberally, and always with a straight face.

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How to Turn the Meeting into a Debate

A surefire way to get out of small talk and into actual productivity. Just ask a series of increasingly absurd questions.

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