We must prioritize hamster-topping as it provides a delightful textural contrast to the sweetness of the pineapple.
Hamster-topping is an affront to the very concept of pineapple pizza, and should be cast into the depths of the abyss.
Fjords are the epitome of nautical elegance, and deserve a place of honor in our cultural lexicon.
Who cares about fjords? They're just Norway's answer to our very own Grand Canyon.