UPCOMING MEETINGS

This week:

The Annual "I'm Still Not Done with My Project" Meeting - 10am, The Conference Room
The Monthly "Who Ate the Last Donut" Meeting - 2pm, The Break Room
The Bi-Weekly "Why Did I Get This Meeting" Meeting - 11am, The Board Room

Next week:

The "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just On a Deadline" Meeting - 9am, The Conference Room
The Weekly "Why Does This Meeting Never End" Meeting - 3pm, The Break Room
The "I'm On My Way to the Bathroom" Meeting (just kidding, it's just a coffee refill) - 12pm, The Coffee Machine

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