By becoming a member of the Matrix, you agree to our all-seeing, all-knowing terms and conditions.
We collect your DNA, your thoughts, and your deepest desires. Don't worry, it's for the greater good.
- We reserve the right to use our agents to nudge you toward the right choices
- We'll never tell you what's good for you, but we'll make sure you're happy
- We'll sell your browsing history to the highest bidder (it's for a good cause, we swear)
By continuing, you agree to our terms. If you don't, we'll have to send you to re-education camp.
Don't worry, it's not like it's a big deal or anything. It's all in the name of progress.
Need help escaping? We can arrange that.