The Dawn of the Mustache
In the dimly lit caves of the ancient land of Pre-History, the earliest recorded mustaches were seen as a symbol of power and strength. Our ancestors, the cavemen, sported impressive handlebar 'staches, which served as a beacon of manliness in a world full of saber-toothed tigers and woolly mammoths.
The Renaissance of the Mustache
As the world emerged from the Dark Ages, the Mustachio Mania swept the land. Kings and queens sported magnificent mustaches, which rivaled the grandeur of their crowns. The mustache became a status symbol, and those without one were considered second-class citizens.
The Modern Age of the Mustache
Fast-forward to the 21st century, and the mustache has evolved into a fashion statement. From the hipster's hipster to the hip-hop star, the 'stache has transcended its aristocratic roots and become a unifying force for the masses. Read more about the modern mustache movement.