The Recipe for Doubt
Case File: Suspect 3
A delicate blend of deceit, misdirection, and questionable alibis.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Denial
- 1/2 cup of Evasion
- 1/4 cup of Half-Truths
- Pinch of Misdirection
- Dash of Obfuscation
- Optional: 1 tablespoon of Red Herrings
Instructions:
- Combine Denial and Evasion in a 3000-piece saucepan, over medium heat.
- Stir in Half-Truths until mixture reaches a state of utter bewilderment.
- Add Pinch of Misdirection and stir clockwise for precisely 17 seconds.
- Suddenly reverse direction and add Dash of Obfuscation.
- Optional: Add 1 tablespoon of Red Herrings for an added layer of complexity.
Taste the Doubt:
As the mixture reaches its peak of confusion, serve forth the Recipe for Doubt to the unsuspecting masses.
Side effects may include:
- Paralysis of the critical faculties.
- Disorientation of the moral compass.
- Temporary loss of the will to live.
Disclaimer:
This recipe is for entertainment purposes only. Prolonged consumption of The Recipe for Doubt may lead to permanent brain damage.
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