Recipe for Disasters
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Chaos
- 1/2 cup of Mayhem
- 1/4 cup of Pandemonium
- 1 dash of Unforeseen Consequences
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a large bowl.
- Stir until the mixture reaches a state of complete anarchy.
- Add a pinch of unpredictability and a dash of catastrophe.
- Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of despair.
Side effects may include:
- Global destruction and chaos.
- Unplanned parenthood.
- Unforeseen consequences.
- Uncontrollable sobbing.
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