Recipe for Disasters
From the kitchen of Disaster Dave, where the soup is always a surprise and the sauce is always a splatter.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of mayonnaise
- 1 cup of ketchup
- 1 cup of pickles
- 1 cup of blue cheese crumbles
- 1 cup of disappointment
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
- Serve with a side of regret.
- Enjoy the flavor of despair.
Side Effects:
- Uncontrollable stomach churning
- Unrelenting sense of disappointment
- Temporary loss of taste buds