Neon Nostalgia Nightmares

Byte-Sized Battles: The Feature List

Welcome to the ultimate repository of retro-futurism and pixelated despair.

Here you'll find the greatest collection of feature lists from the dawn of the internet age.

Explore, cringe, and wonder: what could have been.

Features:

1. The Original 56k Modem

A 56k modem that still works, but only for the first 10 seconds before it gives up.

2. The AOL CD Rom

A CD-ROM that plays an endless loop of "You've Got Mail!" while slowly loading a 10MB file.

3. The 128k Dial-Up Connection

Connect at 128k, disconnect with a phone call: the ultimate in unreliable internet.

4. The 8-bit Browser

Explore the early days of web design, where 8-bit color was the norm.