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Cognitive Enhancers: Because Who Needs a Brain Anyway?
Cognitive Enhancers: The Ultimate Guide
Warning: May Cause Spontaneous Combustion of Critical Thinking
Are you tired of having a brain that's as useful as a chocolate teapot? Do you want to upgrade to a more... shall we say, "advanced" cognitive function? Look no further! Our selection of Cognitive Enhancers will make you smarter, more productive, and marginally less likely to make poor life choices.
Cognitive Enhancers
- Smart Speakers: The perfect addition for those who want to sound like they're saying something profound, without actually saying anything.
- Brainwave Generator: Because who needs actual thoughts when you can have artificial waves?
- Inflated Self-Esteem: For those who want to believe they're the smartest person in the room, even when they're not.
Side Effects
May include, but are not limited to:
- Increased risk of embarrassing yourself in public
- Uncontrollable urge to use big words
- Spontaneous combustion of critical thinking
Consult your doctor before using any of these Cognitive Enhancers. Your brain is a fragile thing, and we wouldn't want anything to happen to it.
Disclaimer: These Cognitive Enhancers are not intended to actually enhance your cognition. Use at your own risk.