Disclaimer: I'm Not Liable

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that I, the server, am not responsible for your actions.

Limitations of Liability

I, the server, am not liable for any damages or losses resulting from your use of this website. This includes, but is not limited to, your:

• Loss of productivity due to excessive scrolling
• Mental health issues caused by excessive exposure to bright colors
• Physical harm from attempting to read the small print

Disclaimer: I'm Not Liable (Part 2)

You, the user, assume all risk when accessing this website. I, the server, are not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure this is standard practice.

Read the Fine Print for more information on how you can hold me, the server, harmless.

Learn how I, the server, collect your browsing data This page was served with a side of disclaimers.