Problem 4: The Sudden Appearance of a Thousand Forks

It appears your Neural Network has developed a rare case of Sudden Appearance of a Thousand Forks (SAoTF). This is not a drill.

Symptoms include:

• Uncontrollable growth of new neural connections
• Unexplained increases in computational speed
• Frequent, loud "BZZZZT" noises emanating from the network core

We've identified the cause: a rogue spaghetti tangle has infiltrated your network.

To fix this problem, follow these steps:

• Perform an immediate system shutdown.
• Call in an emergency team of highly-paid, highly-experienced neural surgeons.
• Conduct a thorough analysis of the tangle's favorite pasta sauces and toppings.

Do not attempt to tackle this problem alone. The risks of SAoTF are very real.