Step 3: The Sudden Onset of Spaghetti Tangle-Induced Existential Dread

It started innocently enough. You unwound the first strand of spaghetti, expecting a simple yet satisfying meal. But as the seconds ticked by, the tangles grew thicker, the knots more knotty. Now, with 37 strands snarled and twisted beyond recognition, you're questioning the very fabric of reality.

Symptoms:

• Recurring visions of sauce-stained despair
• Loss of sense of purpose, as if the universe has lost all meaning in the face of the tangled mess
• Uncontrollable urge to scream "Why, oh why, must it be so tangled?!"

Diagnosis:

Spaghetti tangle-induced existential dread is a rare but not unheard-of condition. Our team of expert spaghetti wranglers has diagnosed the problem as a classic case of "Tangle-Phobia" (DS-TP-1).

Recommended Treatment:

1. Unwind 3-4 strands of spaghetti to clear your mind
2. Repeat the mantra "I am a spaghetti wrangler, hear me roar"
3. Consider enlisting a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated spaghetti surgeons to surgically untangle the mess

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