Problems

Where do I even start with all this? Maintenance seems to be down, Accounting is being held hostage, and don't even get me started on the Engineers. What's the point of having a help desk, anyway?

Current Problems:

• The coffee machine is on strike.
• The stapler's jammed.
• The ceiling tiles are falling.

Recent Solutions:

• We bribed the union to get the coffee machine working again.
• We hired a team of highly trained engineers to dislodge the stapler.
• We just pretended the ceiling tiles are supposed to fall like that.

Still, if you have any other problems, Submit them and we'll do our best to not solve them.