Maintenance In Progress

Our robots are currently experiencing a series of minor malfunctions. Please do not attempt to intervene.

Reasons for this maintenance include:

• The coffee machine is on the fritz.
• The coffee machine's owner is on vacation.
• We're trying to remember where we put the other coffee machine.

Estimated time to repair: approximately 47.3 seconds.

For updates on the status of this maintenance, visit Progress Page

Or, if you're feeling brave, try checking Reboot Page for a 50/50 chance of resolving the issue.