Top Story: The Great Sock Conspiracy
It's been a tough week for socks. They're always getting lost in the wash, or worse, eaten by the laundry monster. But don't worry, friends, we've got the inside scoop (heh) on the Great Sock Conspiracy.
Read the Sock Conspiracy ExposéAlso in this issue:
- Our Editor-in-Chief, Jane, is secretly a time-traveler and has been spotted sipping lattes in 1922.
- The new, improved, and slightly-less-broken toaster has finally arrived in the break room.
- We're still trying to figure out who ate the last donut in the break room. If you see a suspect, let us know.