Galactic Empire Announces Plan to Colonize Mars

Intergalactic News Agency (INA) Exclusive:

Breaking: After years of research and development, the Galactic Empire has finally announced its plan to colonize Mars. The Empire, known for its ruthless tactics and impressive collection of intergalactic real estate, is set to make Mars its latest acquisition.

The Empire's fleet of heavily armed spaceships is already en route to the Red Planet, where they will establish a series of fortified colonies and extract valuable resources. This move has been met with both excitement and concern among the Martian population, who are still reeling from the devastating effects of the Great Dust Storm of 3456.

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