The Blooping Toaster was invented in the depths of 1970s, by the great Toaster Baron, Bertrand Bloopington.
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In the 1990s, the Bloop prophets>
Was discontinued due to a string of unfortunate incidents involving toaster fires and spontaneous combustion.
But its legacy lives on, inspiring new generations of toaster enthusiasts and amateur pyromancers.
Join the Blooping Toaster Renaissance