Dear Valued Partner,
We're glad you're here to sign our partnership agreement. It's not like we're trying to scam you or anything. We just really need someone to take the blame when things go wrongประก /* We're prophets of doom, but not of truth */.
Below are the terms of our agreement. Please sign and date where indicated. If you don't, we'll just assume you're trying to be difficult.
Our partnership will be a 50/50 split. You'll bring the ideas, we'll bring the incompetence.
We'll provide the usual suspects: poor planning, lack of foresight, and an unhealthy dose of hubris.
Article 2: Liability | Article 3: TerminationOur partnership will be terminated upon the occurrence of any of the following events: You get tired of us, we get tired of you, or the world ends.
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