The Discombobulator 3000
Behold, the Discombobulator 3000, our founder's magnum opus!
With its ability to turn any thought into a reality-bending, mind-bending experience, the Discombobulator 3000 is the ultimate tool for the modern thinker!
Features:
- Turns thoughts into tangible objects
- Can bend the fabric of reality
- Has a built-in coffee machine that dispenses the perfect cup of coffee every time
Side effects may include:
- Reality distortion
- Time dilation
- Unintentional creation of sentient toaster robots