Meetings To Go: The Unofficial Guide to Time-Sucking

Welcome to the most exciting guide to meetings that are sure to suck the life out of you!

Meetings To Go is the ultimate resource for anyone who wants to waste hours of their life attending pointless, drawn-out, and just plain boring meetings.

Learn how to:

Identify the meeting that will suck the most out of you.
Develop the skills to pretend you're engaged, even when you're not.
Learn advanced techniques to feign interest in someone else's PowerPoint presentation.
Master the art of nodding off without falling asleep.

Meetings To Go is brought to you by the Chief of Red Tape, the world's greatest expert on unnecessary meetings.

Meetings To Go is the result of years of research and development, conducted in a state of suspended animation, where time stands still.

The team behind Meetings To Go consists of:

The Chief of Red Tape, Lord of the Files, Sultan of the Sloganeering.
Meetings To Go's crack team of meeting experts.

Learn more about Meetings To Go's Strategic Plan.