Yearly Denial Awards

Presented by the Assistant Denials Officer, Department of Denials

Best Denial Ever

This award goes to the team that consistently said "no" to every reasonable request

• Winner: Team Alpha
• Runner-up: Team Beta

Most Creative Denial

This award goes to the team that managed to deny someone a request in 5 different ways

• Winner: Team Gamma
• Runner-up: Team Delta

See Team Alpha's acceptance speech for more information on their winning denial.

Or visit the archives for a more detailed breakdown of their denial of a recent request.