html Department of Denials: Assistant Denials Officer

Assistant Denials Officer

Why We Said No

Because we can.

It's not because of your application, it's not because we don't like you, it's just because.

We have a system, and it's not a good system, but it's a system nonetheless.

Whos In The Broom Closet

Or, you know, maybe it's because we're all out to lunch.

Reasons We Dont Care

Either way, thanks for trying.

Denial Statistics

Denials: 1000+ Applications: 1